What you do when things go 'bump' in the night
May 5, 2021
My nervous “afraid of the dark” wife is amazed that her brave husband will get up in the middle of the night to check out all the strange noises she hears.
This has been going on for more than half a century and, frankly, even I am impressed by my fearlessness.
Patiently, during the entire time of our marriage, I have been awakened in the middle of deep slumber to a voice saying: “Honey, did you hear that?”
I roll over and say, “What? I didn’t hear anything. Go back to sleep, it will be all right.”
A few minutes later: “I can’t sleep. I am worried.”
Now this could be...